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'Relax, it's not a competition. We're all crazy.'

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Dodgy Greetings provoke witty banter with these tongue-in-cheek, sardonic cards for no occasion ever.

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'Relax, it's not a competition. We're all crazy.'

This card is blank inside.

Dodgy Greetings provoke witty banter with these tongue-in-cheek, sardonic cards for no occasion ever.