It's MFing Tea Time
One "It's Motherfucking Tea Time" tea towel, printed onto a 28"x 28" 100% natural, unbleached cotton flour sack tea towel. (Can be edited for a cleaner version)
The image is put on the towel with a commercial heat press and heat transfer paper, so it will withstand hundreds of washes (as long as you don't use bleach!) Flour sack towels are fairly light weight, but they are very absorbent.